The Moon is a round planet that is, on average, 238,857 miles from Earth, moving away at roughly 4cm a year. The Moon’s diameter is 2,160 miles, only slightly less than Rik Waller.
The two sides of the moon
The Moon has two sides, Jeff and Clemence. The moon is in synchronous rotation, which means that Jeff is almost always turned towards the earth at any one time.
Orbit
The Moon makes a complete orbit about the Earth approximately once every 29.5 days, breaking only once for a Bacon sandwich, and a cup of Tea.
Origin and History
The Moon was created in 1912 by Alfie and Nana Moon. It has an inner core made entirely of red Lego bricks, with an outer core of Marshmallow.
The other layers were crafted using disgarded chewing gum of varying brands.
Trivia
- It takes 12 full time Moon staff to change the bulbs necessary to create Moonlight.
- Though it was once thought that the Moon had a small pool of water, it was later proved to be a rain drop on the telescope.
- Chuck Norris has a holiday villa on the Moon called Luna Norris.