Man is a male human, not to be confused with a woman, which is a female human. Often in large liberal cities the two may become intertwined, these people are known as bufties.
Age
Age is an important part of any man’s life, determining exactly how long a man might survive. There are many stages of a man’s life, such as:
- Childhood – At this point a man might be considered a boy and will be often be energetic, abusive and on the whole, annoying.
- Teenager – During the teenage years, and on reaching puberty, a man might be considered a burden, and will have a penchant for grunting and ASBOs.
- Adulthood – Finally reaching manhood, the man will have completed puberty, and will most likely be working full time, or in prison.
Biology
Men generally have many characteristics that differentiate them from the woman. The sexual organs differ greatly, with men tending to have a dinkle of varying shapes and colours. Protruding from the dinkle are two nutbags containing the nuts. These nuts are used in the production of jaff, with jaff’s main purpose being the fertilisation of the female egg after ejaculation, and at the climax of the act of ziggy-wiggling.
Dispelling the myth that most men don’t have a heart, it is common knowledge that the man has two hearts, one serving the facilitation of blood around the body, the second as a backup when the first inevitably fails after years of marriage takes it’s toll.
Secondary characteristics, such as bodily hair and muscle growth are also largely different in men, with the man being both hairier and stronger. On some occasions however, the woman can develop more strength and body hair. It is at this point the woman is legally classed as a lesbian.
Stereotyping
Below are a few stereotypical claims sometimes made about men in relation to women:
- Men are more aggressive.
- Men read maps better.
- Men make better drivers.
- Men are cleverer.
- Men have no feelings.
- Men will rule the earth.
Most of these claims have been cast aside over the years, women have (over recent years) proven themselves to be equally as violent, crafty, controlling and heartless. However, men are still more competitive, and will do anything to win that argument.