Woman is a female human, not to be confused with a man, which is a male human. Sometimes, in the darkest corners of major cities, one might find the two intertwined and often working as bin men.
Age
Age is an important part of any woman’s life, determining exactly how long a woman might survive. There are many stages of a woman’s life, such as:
- Childhood – During this period, a woman is considered a girl and is highly succeptible to gossip, internet chatroom web-perverts, Uncle Les and popular male boybands.
- Teenager – During the teenage years, and on reaching puberty, a woman will begin to realise her purpose in life as a reproductive facility.
- Adulthood – Upon reaching adulthood, the woman will realise her life-long dream of tending to her boyfriend or husbands every need.
Biology
Women generally have many characteristics that differentiate them from the man. The sexual organs differ greatly, with women tending to have a fubar which can differ in size, shape and smell.
Further inside the body, you may find several nizlopian tubes which facilitate the carrying of the male jaff, during the act of ziggy-wiggling, to the baby sacks, where each sack is then fertilised and a cute little baby is made.
Women are generally thought to have a lower emotional threshold, however in recent studies this has been found to be false. Research by Dr. Thomas E. North of The Sun newspaper found that women actually have a portion of their brain directly controlling acting and exaggeration.
Secondary characteristics, such as breast size and buttock girth are also largely different in most women. Legally, a woman with small breasts and large buttocks is known as a Jenny and must carry documentation pertaining to their origins, or block, at all times.
Stereotyping
Below are a few stereotypical claims sometimes made about women in relation to men:
- Women are more emotionally sensitive.
- Women are the only gender able to give birth.
- Women only eat cheese.
- Women do not like the sound of silence.
- Women are made of sugar and spice.
- Women will rule the earth, for a short time.
