Bruce Forsyth

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Bruce Forsyth is a legendary star whose age isn't known. It is known that he has been around for at least eleventy-six years.

[edit] History

The first documented sighting of Bruce Forsyth was in 0 AD when he spotted a bright star and felt a great urge to follow it. He and another three men met enroute and therefore became the four wise men. They stumbled across an old run-down stable where they met the baby Jesus. The other three wise men presented Jesus with gifts of Gold, Frankenstein and Cher. Bruce exclaimed "Didn't he do well!". He was soon after removed as the fourth wise man and demoted to ridicule for the rest of his life.

[edit] Trivia

• He once told a funny joke in 1823.
• He has 46 toes on his left foot.
• He used to work as a bar man but was sacked after he asked a barmaid if she fancied a "Brucey bonus".
• If you repeat his name three times whilst looking in a mirror, he appears behind you and forces you to compete in the Generation Game with a distant uncle you've met only once before.
• His apparent good health, even in old age, is said to be down to his diet of rice crackers and raw guinea pig flesh.