Eleventy

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Eleventy is a number of particular greatness. It was invented by Mr Ted Theodore Logan many years ago, when he counted Eleventy-hundred ants in his living room, eating cheese and other crumb-based foodstuffs from the carpet.

The number Eleventy is immense, and should be used sparingly to maintain it's greatness, much like many one-hit wonders.

[edit] Usage

Eleventy must almost never be used on its own. Most of the time, it should be accompanied by a following qualifying statement of a word, see below for example eleventy-usage.

• Eleventy-One
• Eleventy-Two
• Eleventy-Three
• Eleventy-Four
• Eleventy-Five
• Eleventy-Sex
• Eleventy-Seven
• Eleventy-Eight
• Eleventy-Nine
• Eleventy-Ten
• Eleventy-Leven
• Eleventy-Twelve
• Eleventy-Hundred

[edit] What's the exact value of Eleventy ?

Opinion varies on the exact value of Eleventy. The most plausible theory was put forward by Professor Stephen Hawking, a thin man in a robotic chair. He theorised in 2003 that the value of Eleventy was the same as Eleventeen.

[edit] Trivia

• There are eleventy-million stars in the world
• There are eleventy-hundred grains of sugar in a 500g bag of sugar.
• There are eleventy-seven hairs on the head of Sven-Goran Eriksson. Two of which are ginger.