Marmite
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Marmite is either loved or hated, depending on social upbringing and the alignment of varying moons. Lovers of Marmite are known as Marmites, haters are known as Scum.
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[edit] Ingredients
- Marmot urine.
- Eye of Newt.
- Four one pence (sterling) coins.
- The plucked hair of a spurned lover.
- 12 Angry Men.
[edit] History
Marmite was invented by Keith Marmite of Kettering, Northamptonshire in 1912 as a result of the well documented Great Kettering Famine. The plethora of ingredients Keith had stored led to the feeding of nearly every Kettering resident during this period, thus saving thousands of lives. Ironically, Keith then became bankrupt and died the year after when the newly formed British Gas and Coal (now British Gas) cut off his heating through non payment.
[edit] Marmites
- Ainsley Harriot
- Fearne Cotton
- Miley Cyrus
- Chris Moyles
- Badger (from the BBC's Bodger and Badger)
[edit] Scum
- Gordon Brown
- Pam St Clements
- Billy Ray Cyrus
- Chris Martin
- Bodger (from the BBC's Bodger and Badger)
