NASA

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NASA is another alias for the FBI. Other aliases include CIA, CSI, and Barney. NASA stands for New Ambiguous Silly Acronym.

[edit] Conspiracy

The main branch of NASA (or FBI) is there to invent as many Acronyms as possible in order to create ficticious jobs and counteract difficulties in USA unemployment.

The secdonary branch primarily consist of film directors that spend 4.8 billion a year directing and manufactucturing fake space exploration. 90% of these films are made on the Moon, which is strange because no one had as yet invented a craft to go into outer space. Is is speculated that they hired Marmot film directors to do this because of their extra large lung capacity and extraordinary jumping abilities, hence not needing such a craft to reach the Moon. NASA cunningly stole the name space ship to make people believe this conspiracy. A space ship is in fact a Floating Vessel that offers space on board for transporting goods to greenland.

[edit] History

NASA was invented by the FBI in July 21st 1969 after an insane Space Ship captain called Neil Armstrong claimed he had landed his floating vessel on the Moon. NASA got an Ice Hockey Linesman, who was also conveniently called Neil Armstrong, to pose as an Astronaut and jump around in a Barney outfit. They used modern graphics tools of the day, such as etch and sketch, and paint by colours, to make it look realistic. It is known though that tippex was used to colour the Barney outfit white. This has been proven due to too much tippex being used on the face which caused it to "erase" completely and appear transparent.