Potato

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A potato is a food group found in Ireland. In fact it's the only food group in Ireland. There are 782 different types of potatos including sweet potato, sour potato, tomapotato, and potato head. Each variety has it's own distinct characteristics:

• The sweet potato - This potato is a right Irish charmer. Would chat the socks of any Lady Potato
• The sour potato - This is a female potato
• Tomapotato - This is a potato which is a bit of a fruit. Bit like tomatoes trying to be a fruit too.
• Potato head - hangs around bars late at night looking for Cabbage and Bacon

[edit] History

The history of the potato spans for centuries, right back to the era of Bruce Forsyth. Coincidentally, Bruce Forsyth has absolutely no relationship with potatos, even if he does have a potato head. The first potato was actually discovered by Cuchulain. He originally thought the potato was a baby Marmot and smashed it with his Hurley Stick. Hence the immediate invention of Mashed potatoes. It is rumoured that this is also how Marmite was invented. This was later disproven by Jody Foster at the Convention of Mystical Marmot Myths, because it was obviously a potato Cuchulain smashed and not a Marmot. Marmite is actually made from Marmots urine.

[edit] Trivia

• Jody Foster made the most perfect mashed potato in 1981 by mixing together 73.5 potatos, 3 bags of salt, 18 tubs of butter and Barry Manilow.
• When mammy potatos and daddy potatos fornicate the baby potatos are referred to as Spuds.